keegan

I'm planning on coming to montreal the third weekend of February, is anyone (please be non-creepy) available to entertain me thursday or friday morning/afternoon? I'll provide my own cash, sarcasm, and an odd sense of humor. I'm easily bored and I would rather not spend both days lying around naked watching cartoons...I do this at home plenty! I am up for anything except afternoon sex unless you're an incredibly hot chick who wants nothing more than to have afternoon sex with moi in which case I should tell you that I come with a money bad guarantee!

My boi currently has an infection surrounding with right nipple piercing and is being a toad : - he refuses to go see the doctor and/or piercer.....any suggestions folks (and no- he will not take it out)?

Just got back from being beat by man with no neck so I'm off to make myslef an egg white and bean burrito yummers!

Hope everyone is well