keegan

So Mneylu has ordered me to post something....now normally I ignore all demands, resonable or otherwise, but for this lass I'm willing to crawl around sans kneepads (sports equipment = gayness) so here goes:

I just got back from an extended vacation and within 12 hours I managed to destroy my entire house! It went something like this: opened door, plopped my suitcases down, went upstairs, tore my office to shit trying to find random pieces of paper with very important information, got my puppy back from parental units, left all of her shit (i.e. too many x-mas presents from said people) right at the door, went out to grab shit food twice, left uneaten portions in living room and kitchen, manage to pull everything out of suitcases to show my female roomate the offensive t-shirt I bought (which was obviously at the very bottom), watched some tube, left it on, went to bed to snuggle with uber-missed Stilton (my puppy).

When I got up this morning, I almost cried realizing that no one was going to come in and empty my garbage, replace my towels, and make me bed. Every single time I travel I lose the ability to fend for myself which explains why I've eaten nothing remotely green (i.e. healthy) since I've been back. My New Year's resolution is therefore to stop being such a brat....wait...scratch that....less of a brat (maybe).

I actually have a lot of new year's resolutions, all of which I really do intend on keeping but they're all top secret....if I tell anyone they become less personal and who wants to keep anything that doesn't belong to them anymore.

I have to go call random old people and hassle them about their diabetes now...damn old people!

Happy Mneylu?