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Saturday Sep 26, 2009

Sep 26, 2009
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Customers at my work say a lot of things that create: awkward silences, anger, feeling insulted and other various things that sometimes, I just don't know how to respond. Those of you that know me, know that I suck at small talk, I do not know how to console anyone, I hate customer service, and I don't give a fuck if your cat died. The following are just right off the top of my head.


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Me: Hi, how are you this morning?
50 something year old man: Don't ask me that. My house burnt down 2 days ago.
Me: ....




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Me: Would you like to place a business card order?
Man: Are you old enough to work here?
Me: Yes, I am
Man: I want to talk to someone who is older and more in charge. Who's in charge?
Me: I am, sir.
Man: But you're too small.

Man then walked away. Thanks for the business!




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After I spent 20 minutes helping out an old lady make copies and thought the job was done...

"No, don't leave me yet! I've had 2 strokes!"




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Man: Why is your mouth so small?! Speak up when you talk!




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Random Person: Where is your bathroom located?
Me: In the back left corner
Random person: Oh thanks. I have IBS.
Me: .....awesome




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Asian Man: Your name is Jo?
Me: Yes
Asian Man: A lady with a man name?
Me: Its a girl name too
Asian Man: Your parents thought you were a boy?
Me: I dont think so....
Asian Man: Whatever makes you sleep better at night




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"you're left handed? I dont want you helping me."


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skwhale:
hahahah lmao i hadnt heard sum of these GRAND story..ur parents thought u were a boy? hahahaha wow<33333 dont let it drive you toooo crazzzzzzzzyyyy
Sep 29, 2009
fister_:
Welcome back jooh !!
Sep 30, 2009

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