kcerberos

**Boyfriend Application**
Just because its funny and I want to see what you have to say about it, lol

ATTENTION: if you're filling this out and actually taking it seriously, you are a DUMBASS, this is a joke and purely for entertainment purposes.

basics:
name:
e-mail :
AIM :
MSN :
ICQ :
yahoo! :

birthday [mm.dd.yy]: location:

physical:
height: weight:

build: []heavy []muscular []beefy []lean []skinny

eye color: hair color:

tattoos/piercings?

website/picture URL:

smartie pants:
[] what year?
[] drop out
[] college freshman
[] college sophomore
[] college junior
[] college senior
[] keep goin'

do you think you're smart? []yes []no

what are your future plans?

are you a moron or are you somewhat grounded?
[]moron []somewhat grounded []totally grounded

habits [check all that apply]:

[]drinker []smoker []pothead []druggie

what do you consider yourself?:
[]open []honest []moral
[]fun []humorous []mature
[]organized []sweet []macho
[]responsible []social/outgoing []quiet/shy
[]goofy []healthy []considerate
[]insecure []boring []witty
[]sensitive []idiotic []expressive
[]religious []carefree []conservative

either/or:
outgoing? []yes []no
pessimistic or optimistic? []pessimistic []optimistic
realistic or superficial? []realistic []superficial
do you have an accent? []no []yes (what kind?: )

clothes:
[]hippie []goth
[]preppy []grunge
[]thug []skater
[]casual & comfy []nice
[]whatever is in the drawer []other (describe: )

music:
[]emo/ska/punk []80's fan
[]alternative []metal
[]pop []old stuff
[]rap/hip hop []techno/trance
[]country []R&B
[]hXc (hardcore) []other (name: )

dancing:
[]sleazy []mosh pit
[]freaky []raver
[]slow dancing i []don't dance.

kissing:
[]wet & nasty []slow & sensual
[]a peck on the lips []suckyface
[]i don't dig kissing.

miscellaneous::
are you a felon? []yes []no
start explaining...

any pets?

any weird talents?

are you really really emotional? []very []somewhat []not at all

what are the most important things in your life?

relationships:

what do you look for in chicks?

have you been or are you 'whipped'? (no, i don't mean break out the handcuffs & chains)
[]yes []no

are you a virgin?
[]yes []no []don't ask []not telling

what kind of relationship are you looking for?
[]long-term []short-term []hook-up

do you get jealous easily?
[]yes []no

what this all boils down to:
on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the most), how interested are you in me?

[]1 []2 []3 []4 []5 []6 []7 []8 [] 9 []10

hard part:
describe the perfect date:

write me a love letter: