I'm usually a calm individual, but certain things make me mad and I never have a rant so here goes:
Kieran's Top 5 Pet Peeves
5. When things you like dissappear from shop shelves
I care about what I eat in terms of quality and taste. I don't get a thrill saving 20cent on a tin of tomatoes if the contents taste of nothing much. May as well save the rest of your money and just eat some damp cardboard from your recycle bin instead. Shops only seem to care about what shifts in volume and all too often my favourite things vanish. Boo!
4. People who park in handicapped parking spaces when they shouldn't
Yeah, there probably are too many disabled spaces and I'll believe you if you insist you've never seen anyone legitimately using one but you're still a selfish wart on the arse of society. Being socially retarded is not a form of dissability and calling me a "handicapper" (WTF?) for complaining isn't impressing anyone.
3. Dogs getting left at home alone all day
There are many dedicated dog owners who do not seem to realise that their dog cries almost the whole time that they are away at work. If your dalmation has eaten all of the furniture, ask yourself, "might there be a reason for this?". Folks, it's simple; get two smaller dogs instead of one big dog and remember; a suburban garden divided by a labrador just won't go.
2. People who call themselves vegetarian when they aren't
I'm sure these people don't think they are doing anything wrong but the next time I'm offered fish as a vegetarian option I'm going to find one of these fake-a-tarians and eat them. Just to set an example. Two words; pescatarian and pollotarian. Learn, use and enjoy.
1. People who won't use their indicators
People do a lot of selfish, stupid stuff on the road but this particularly makes me mad because it's so effing pointless. I can't even start to understand why people won't. Is the lever stuck? Do you have an extra chapter on your copy of the Rules of the Road entitled "The Element of Surprise"? Are you afraid that it makes you look effeminate? Are you FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING? You make me tired of living.
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Kieran's Top 5 Pet Peeves
5. When things you like dissappear from shop shelves
I care about what I eat in terms of quality and taste. I don't get a thrill saving 20cent on a tin of tomatoes if the contents taste of nothing much. May as well save the rest of your money and just eat some damp cardboard from your recycle bin instead. Shops only seem to care about what shifts in volume and all too often my favourite things vanish. Boo!
4. People who park in handicapped parking spaces when they shouldn't
Yeah, there probably are too many disabled spaces and I'll believe you if you insist you've never seen anyone legitimately using one but you're still a selfish wart on the arse of society. Being socially retarded is not a form of dissability and calling me a "handicapper" (WTF?) for complaining isn't impressing anyone.
3. Dogs getting left at home alone all day
There are many dedicated dog owners who do not seem to realise that their dog cries almost the whole time that they are away at work. If your dalmation has eaten all of the furniture, ask yourself, "might there be a reason for this?". Folks, it's simple; get two smaller dogs instead of one big dog and remember; a suburban garden divided by a labrador just won't go.
2. People who call themselves vegetarian when they aren't
I'm sure these people don't think they are doing anything wrong but the next time I'm offered fish as a vegetarian option I'm going to find one of these fake-a-tarians and eat them. Just to set an example. Two words; pescatarian and pollotarian. Learn, use and enjoy.
1. People who won't use their indicators
People do a lot of selfish, stupid stuff on the road but this particularly makes me mad because it's so effing pointless. I can't even start to understand why people won't. Is the lever stuck? Do you have an extra chapter on your copy of the Rules of the Road entitled "The Element of Surprise"? Are you afraid that it makes you look effeminate? Are you FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING? You make me tired of living.
PS: I need more friends - anyone want to add me?