What a fun topic to write about! Most of my "lame jokes" are really more like puns and bad pick-up lines, but I've got a few to share...
1. I tried to catch some fog...but I mist.
2. My friend is addicted to brake fluid...he says he can stop anytime.
3. What do you do with a sick boat?
You take it to the dock.
4. What's brown and sticky?
A stick. ...*crickets*
5. Roses or daisies? *wait for response*
Okay cool, I wanted to know what flowers to put on your casket after I murder that pussy.
6. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
7. Are you Swedish?
Because you're the sweetest girl I've ever met.
Alright I think that's enough of my lameness for one blog, I hope you enjoyed! :)
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commando:
Horribly great!
jac2128:
Those are so lame and I laughed at every one of them. đź‘Ť