So, let me start off by saying I am fucking ripped. 
It's fucking amazing. And I'm in the process of painting my nails lime green. But...
I had the greatest day of my life, thusfar, Saturday.
It was Derby Day, so I stayed with my cousin, and we went to a Derby party at her Grampa and "Cool Grama's". It was my cousin-Lauren, my cousin-Danielle, Eric-Lauren's not boyfriend, Michael-Danielle's boyfriend and myself. Lauren, Eric, and I were ripped from the start. The Party was at Grampa and Grama Dave's house, which is wayyyyyy out in Stamping Ground. So we got there and just chilled with all the older people. Then after the races, we walked on the trail (they have like 17 acres). After walking like 30minutes we get to the top of this hill and there were 3 chairs just chillin' there. So we were like fuck yeah! and sat down. We smoked like 4 bowls while we sat there, and we like did not move at all for like 3 hours. It was just amazing. It was in the middle of the woods, like in an empty spot. And it was just so peaceful. Then this humongous fucking turkey flew by! It was insane. The turkey fucked the mood all up, so we smoked another bowl and left. We walked farther down the trail and found another empty spot. It had this tree, and we laid down in the grass with our heads in a circle, and just chilled. Stoned. It was the greatest, most relaxing, adventurous, exciting, refreshing, and most excellent day. All withh the amazing company of Cousin, and my new-found friend Eric.
I hope I have days like this more often from now on.
I would be a fucking happy fool.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
It's fucking amazing. And I'm in the process of painting my nails lime green. But...I had the greatest day of my life, thusfar, Saturday.
It was Derby Day, so I stayed with my cousin, and we went to a Derby party at her Grampa and "Cool Grama's". It was my cousin-Lauren, my cousin-Danielle, Eric-Lauren's not boyfriend, Michael-Danielle's boyfriend and myself. Lauren, Eric, and I were ripped from the start. The Party was at Grampa and Grama Dave's house, which is wayyyyyy out in Stamping Ground. So we got there and just chilled with all the older people. Then after the races, we walked on the trail (they have like 17 acres). After walking like 30minutes we get to the top of this hill and there were 3 chairs just chillin' there. So we were like fuck yeah! and sat down. We smoked like 4 bowls while we sat there, and we like did not move at all for like 3 hours. It was just amazing. It was in the middle of the woods, like in an empty spot. And it was just so peaceful. Then this humongous fucking turkey flew by! It was insane. The turkey fucked the mood all up, so we smoked another bowl and left. We walked farther down the trail and found another empty spot. It had this tree, and we laid down in the grass with our heads in a circle, and just chilled. Stoned. It was the greatest, most relaxing, adventurous, exciting, refreshing, and most excellent day. All withh the amazing company of Cousin, and my new-found friend Eric.
I hope I have days like this more often from now on.
I would be a fucking happy fool.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
nobodyhere:
Can't say a Turkey has ever fucked my day up, but you know, i'm gonna be watching out for them from now on.