Someone once told me that I always look like I'm frowning.
Someone also once told me to "Speak up" because I didn't speak loud enough
Another person told me once that I had no sense of humor.
One day someone told me I was insensitive and cared about nothing
So either Humans are very wrong or not perceptive.
Humanbots.
I didn't have waffles for breakfast. Gwydion did. I had pancakes with eggs over easy that were too runny for my liking.
Now we're sitting around watching his Primus DVD. I'm wearing one of his wife beaters and I realize it makes my boobs look great. Primus - The Last Superpower, is a great song.
I had a banana milkshake with my dinner and it made me very very sick. I can't have milk shakes. They always make me sick.
I have a doctors appointment on Tuesday. Which is also groundhogs day. Please don't forget to hug a groundhog.
(Beware the nazi groundhog. Please do not hug a nazi groundhog).
If you want to send my dad a groundhogs day e-card let me know and I will give you his email address. In another life my dad thinks he was a groundhog. Since I was little he's signed cards and letters "Daddy groundhog".
We went to Punxatawney one year and watched them pull that poor little fucker out of his bed and thrust him back in. We also went "ice skating" in our slippers at midnight. We also stayed in the room that Bill Murray stayed in while filming ground hogs day.
My dad is a hardcore groundhog lover IN A NON PERVERTED WAY DAMMIT.
It smells like popcorn in my apartment and there is almost nothing I hate more than the smell of of popcorn.
Man oh man, what will this week bring? Surely not a nuclear holocaust. So for that I am grateful.
Someone also once told me to "Speak up" because I didn't speak loud enough
Another person told me once that I had no sense of humor.
One day someone told me I was insensitive and cared about nothing
So either Humans are very wrong or not perceptive.
Humanbots.
I didn't have waffles for breakfast. Gwydion did. I had pancakes with eggs over easy that were too runny for my liking.
Now we're sitting around watching his Primus DVD. I'm wearing one of his wife beaters and I realize it makes my boobs look great. Primus - The Last Superpower, is a great song.
I had a banana milkshake with my dinner and it made me very very sick. I can't have milk shakes. They always make me sick.
I have a doctors appointment on Tuesday. Which is also groundhogs day. Please don't forget to hug a groundhog.
(Beware the nazi groundhog. Please do not hug a nazi groundhog).
If you want to send my dad a groundhogs day e-card let me know and I will give you his email address. In another life my dad thinks he was a groundhog. Since I was little he's signed cards and letters "Daddy groundhog".
We went to Punxatawney one year and watched them pull that poor little fucker out of his bed and thrust him back in. We also went "ice skating" in our slippers at midnight. We also stayed in the room that Bill Murray stayed in while filming ground hogs day.
My dad is a hardcore groundhog lover IN A NON PERVERTED WAY DAMMIT.
It smells like popcorn in my apartment and there is almost nothing I hate more than the smell of of popcorn.
Man oh man, what will this week bring? Surely not a nuclear holocaust. So for that I am grateful.
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i don't think they have many groundhogs over here in england, but if i happen to see one, il be sure to give it a hug!
xxx