As creepy as this sounds, wanna buy my hair??? 
That's right I'm selling all of me beautiful hair for a very low price, just so I can pay for college.
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All of this can be yours!
That's right I'm selling all of me beautiful hair for a very low price, just so I can pay for college.
http://thehairtrader.com/viewlisting~lid~246474.htm
http://thehairtrader.com/viewlisting~lid~246474.htm
http://thehairtrader.com/viewlisting~lid~246474.htm
All of this can be yours!
When I cut it I gave the braid to my then future now ex-wife. She lost it
Someone later suspected she sold it!