Being regularly broke off your ass builds character and makes you truly appreciate the finer things in life. That being said, MAKE IT STOP!! I get it already. My character has been built, dude. It could withstand the fucking apocolypse at this point. Maybe it's the good ol' 30 mark that's creeping ever so swiftly up my ass, but I couldn't possibly be more impatient...
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Kay, who the fuck invented the "Jager-Bomb" and where does their family live? I need someone's face to take the totally manufactured, monkey rage I'm feeling out on. Just having to say the word "Jager-Bomb" outloud to the poor bartender who had to deal with my stupid, bad joke making ass for the whole night was totally punishment enough for drinking something so brimming over...
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lizzi:
I wish we could hang out right......NOW. No, NOW! But that's old hat. I can't wait until we are in the same town, f'reals.
lizzi:
I suppose I need to start planning a trip home soon, eh?
I'm finally all moved and can focus on something new...that being, coming home...not sure if you got that...but now that I'm done concentrating on moving, I can concentrate on coming home...got it? Cause I'm not sure if I made that clear enough?
I'm insanely jealous of hiking with Carmen! I want to hike and talk about man boobs!!! You should really come for a visit too, I love it at my new place! We also need to rendezvous in SF sometime soon! You need to check out your future home, and I happen to know the best host in the world...for scabbies!! HA! Just kidding, but really, I know a dude. xoxo
I'm finally all moved and can focus on something new...that being, coming home...not sure if you got that...but now that I'm done concentrating on moving, I can concentrate on coming home...got it? Cause I'm not sure if I made that clear enough?
I'm insanely jealous of hiking with Carmen! I want to hike and talk about man boobs!!! You should really come for a visit too, I love it at my new place! We also need to rendezvous in SF sometime soon! You need to check out your future home, and I happen to know the best host in the world...for scabbies!! HA! Just kidding, but really, I know a dude. xoxo
So I just got back from Costa Rica/Panama. It was the most awesome thing I have ever experienced and I have the most fucking disgusting sunburn anyone has ever seen to prove it. I slept next to a sloth. I hung out with little monkeys. I swam with a barracuda that could eat your head. I rode on a bus in 90+ degree weather with...
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I'm a hairstylist in Seattle and I'm moving to SF next year. I'm basically looking for contacts, future clients and general info about the area so I can minimize the whole retard-with-a-blindfold thing that so many transplants experience when they first move somewhere. I know very little about the area. My dear, sweet buddy, Lizzi opened this account for me. Thanks, sugarpants!!
I also sing...
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I also sing...
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lizzi:
I hope you're having the time of your life in Costa Rica! You deserve it and I can't wait to hear all about it! xoxo
taye:
Hi! Welcome to our little spot. 
I'm sure I'll meet you in real life at some point if you and Lizzi are moving to SF. We'll all have to go out for margaritas!
I'm sure I'll meet you in real life at some point if you and Lizzi are moving to SF. We'll all have to go out for margaritas!