Thursday Sep 06, 2007

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Soooo, nothing huge to report. Still don't know if my boss is staying or going. I go for my ultrasound Saturday morning!!!

Last night was...not good. I got into a huge argument w/ my Mom (who is my absolute best friend). It was one of those things where she just didn't listen *again* and it hurt my feelings *again* so I let her know, which hurt her feelings and we both ended up angry and crying. It's better now, not completely fixed, but better.

And just for laughs read about the 7 types of sex

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
SMURF SEX: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

KITCHEN SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


BEDROOM SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


HALLWAY SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "fuck you."


RELIGIOUS SEX: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


COURTROOM SEX: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least...

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.



And even after all these years we're still in the kitchen phase (especially now that I'm preggo). Not that you needed to know that...but now you do blush

kiss kiss
Katie

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
stompbox:
Hmmm. I didn't know I was so religious. whatever
architectonic:
Hope the ultrasound goes well!

I just read your last blog, sounds pretty scary to me. Tigers are awesome cool, but really big. Not sure I'd want one to play with me unless I was well and truly ready for it!

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