You're a lovely princess, but you should be more careful. Catching ear-crabs is dangerous. Sounds like something Richard Pryor might catch from one of those spidermonkeys...
Eww. I think i may pregnant.
Could i think of anything more depressing?
I don't believe it's possible!
So if you care, please pray that i'm not.
I'll give you candy.
I don't think that it is depressing, at all. But I do think it is depressing to see how you responded to the possibility.
(Nor is it disgusting enough to say "eww"....wow)
Obviously you are not mature enough to handle this matter in an appropriate manner.
But based on your post, I think that you should do something about it because I feel bad for that baby already.
I don't think having a baby is a terrible thing. I just don't want. And i'm not mature enough to have a baby. I'd feel bad for the baby too... if there was one.
Plus, there are other circumstances you are not aware of.