katieesq

Dear Russel and Smith Honda,

You better pray to the good lord above that I never get access to automatic weapons and/or hand grenades.

Oh wait.

This is Texas.

Hope you've got good running shoes, you lying, incompetent, assholes.

Regards,

Katieesq

Dear James and Curtis at O'Reilly,

I hope the alternator you fixed today finally does the trick. I'm hopeful, as it made that whining sound in my car go away. Please don't be yet another swindler who makes me anxious and scared to drive. If this works out, I might call you for that tune up I think I need.

Best,

Katieesq