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well, that was fun.
i was supposed to meet some friends an hour ago, but i had company.
here is a theory ive started on in the last 5 minutes. pay attention.
-fine girls are actually more self consious than uggos.-
"but, katie" you say. "thats the most absurd thing ive ever heard!"
well, hear me out.
with an attractive girl, it never fails, the...
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lilyk:
she would eat you alive... and not in a god way
doghouse_reilly:
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There was something I was meaning to write as a comment to you, but I just damn forgot what it was.

huh.

Well to salvage this from being the stupidest journal comment ever, the saltwater thing really does work! So gracias m'man.

...H-hey! I can finally hear out of my right ear again! It totally just popped! Your journal has magical healing powers!

I will be back with a busload of old hispanic women and field reporters for local news. biggrin
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who the hell are you people, and why should i care?

keep the faith.
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lilyk:
whatever you sent me won't load... but, scary i just ran across my hair stylist tied up in photos

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scarredangel:
ok you can stop tapping your foot, pics are up.
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lilyk:
hey hey hey... since the patriots did not beat the spread... no one who bet on them straight gets their money... and i do! i get a pay out of mine plus 95%... not too shabby i think wink
lilyk:
i waited until the last minute, like 2 hours before the game so everyone had dumped their money in making the spread 7... wink

it is in half an hour and i have to go start to study... i may have to flirt my way through this one confused
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lilyk:
and the inventer of the condom lies happy in his grave... nothing like a little backwoods latex humor to lighten the mood! surreal
smuffy:
aw welcome the fuck back!!!

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lilyk:
socal blows, it is good to go for weekends i guess, because you can always leave. the people there drive like complete morons, though.

i am goign to eat spicy tomato soup with cheese and then probably pass out.

it strikes me as funny that you would go to church??

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attack_macaque:
Hey there! I feel like such a stranger. frown I think the worst is past, though my nasal cavity is still draining at an alarming rate and my throat is sore. I took your advice, and strangely the brake fluid seemed to help. Best hot totty I ever had! ooo aaa

Hope ther trip back to the US isn't too taxing, and that you enjoy the cavity searches. biggrin Oh, and pokemon hentai sounds a bit...uh, scary... surreal "Throbbing vulva, I choose you!" Space Pope, save me from the animated naughtiness!!!!
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fiesty:
hey you welcome back!! Good to hear from ya hun..hey what's a girl gotta do to be on your friends list wait nm bad question haha. tongue
fiesty:
mmhmm I agree I like I like? What's up sweetie?? Hope ya had another kick ass weekend gettin people wasted and what not tongue
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lilyk:
Bruce Lee kicks ass. It always makes me think of Kareem and his longass limbs. wink
mrginger:
Wooooaaaaa
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_thegrifter_:
Glad the concert went well. biggrin Yep, taken from the WildC.A.T.S character. Few seem to catch that.
lilyk:
personally i prefer vicodin and cider, like right now, but to each their own wink
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long story. so instead here is a nugget of wisdom;

In revenge and in love,
Woman is more barbarous than Man.
-freddy nietzche

im not a fan of nietzche. but brother, you said a mouthfull.

keep the faith.
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willystickman:
Right on, Ian's a pretty obscure artist, pretty good though. I just thought I'd ask.
lilyk:
the comment on the texas board still has me laughing my ass off... true true! wink