why do they feel compelled?
it never fails. equal parts girls and booze = "can we put make-up on you?"
its never "hey, lets both blow him" or "do you want us to pillowfight?", no its always straight to the gender confusing ritual of painting me up like a jezzibelle.
so when i say 'yeah.....were not gonna do that', I end up looking like the prick and they mope and pout for an hour.
how did I end up the jerk in this situation?
whatever, would you want to put make up on this guy anyway?
i just cant win with girls.
keep the faith.
it never fails. equal parts girls and booze = "can we put make-up on you?"
its never "hey, lets both blow him" or "do you want us to pillowfight?", no its always straight to the gender confusing ritual of painting me up like a jezzibelle.
so when i say 'yeah.....were not gonna do that', I end up looking like the prick and they mope and pout for an hour.
how did I end up the jerk in this situation?
whatever, would you want to put make up on this guy anyway?
i just cant win with girls.
keep the faith.
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alukh:
Which settings would those be? Wait, just give me the URL for it.
alukh:
GodDAMN that woman has some thighs. 