this st. patricks's day will be different.
no, really.
i will not pass out in my car in front of my building.
i will not mix clear and amber liquors.
i will not get so loaded i tell people what i really think of them.
i will not call an ex girlfriend at 3 in the morning to "get some"
i will not be "that guy". i hate "that guy".
i will drink a normal, human ammount, come home and relax. and be very impressed with how responsible i am.
then, brag about how responsible i am. rubbing it in the face of people who werent so responsible.
tomorrows catch phrase will be "i told you so...."
keep the faith.
no, really.
i will not pass out in my car in front of my building.
i will not mix clear and amber liquors.
i will not get so loaded i tell people what i really think of them.
i will not call an ex girlfriend at 3 in the morning to "get some"
i will not be "that guy". i hate "that guy".
i will drink a normal, human ammount, come home and relax. and be very impressed with how responsible i am.
then, brag about how responsible i am. rubbing it in the face of people who werent so responsible.
tomorrows catch phrase will be "i told you so...."
keep the faith.
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I have one question for you... who's the big winner?
MASON! Mason's the big winner!
My meta-references are eating my brain.
So... did you make it to your front porch this St. Patty's? Didja?
All I had to drink was some of that blue viscous liquid they use in barbershops to clean combs. That was enough.
Completely true story:
When I was still living in Indy a few summers ago, they had that international Star Wars convention in town, and SW freaks from all corners of the world descended on the downtown area. My friends and I were out at the bars, watching Wookies and stormtroopers get their freak on on the dancefloor, and I noticed a jedi at the bar. So I get my buddy (scary big ex-marine type) to walk up to the guy and yell at him incoherently. The jedi (understandably) gets all wide eyed and freaked out, and then I walk up next to him and say, "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either!" First time I ever had a jedi buy me a round.