katiebarthedoor

gather 'round, kids. i'm going to tell you the story of me and Alan at the strip club.....

Al comes into the bar a few minutes before i get off work. he decided to go to a titty bar. i comply and we went back to his apartment, he neede to grab some cash. while we where there he grabbed a roll of quarters out of his freezer and put them in his pocket. i didnt ask why.

so we go to a club we never go to. i dont ask why. and we walk in and get some drinks. we sit at a table and have more drinks, talk to some girls, etc. so we go to the stage to watch some girls dance.

now every now and then Al would take a frozen quarter and slip it into a folded single. then he would sip it into the dancers g-string. now, the effects werent immediate as the bill acted as an insulator. but in a half a minute the girl would get this wierd look on her face and scramble down the front of her g-string to fing the offending bill and remove it.

it was some of the funniest shit i'd ever seen. and thats when i knew my friend Alan was a genius.

one girl actually shrieked.

we got away with this 4 times before we where caught and thrown out. in hindsight, were lucky we didnt get the crap kicked out of us.

thats the kind of guy Al was. he would take something beautiful and fuck it up. then you would thank him for the great time you had while watching him fuck it up. he was a funny, sweet person. and he wouldnt stand to see his friends unhappy. he would do anything to get you to laugh. he was one of the best.


keep the faith.