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Saturday Feb 19, 2005

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rom the desk of M**** R***

Sir,
I am continuing my investigation of them, though honestly, sir i don't see the immediate threat. Through stealth observation i have obtained firsthand accounts of their clandestine activities. Obsiquious and esoteric at times,
when i think i am getting close to the keystone of their powerbase someone will say "mashed potatoes" and the rest of the cultists will clammor on a 2 page tirade about the comment.

It is frustrating work, sir. The randomness is maddening. If you can imagine Sealab 2021, but with the sound off, and more random. Confusing, random-assed shit.
I can give no explanation to the semantics of the banter.
They are obviously using drugs to controll the minds of these poor lackeys. Hopefully the Bureau has some sort of contingency plan to re-introduce these people
back into society. We owe them as much.

In closing, sir, while I see no immenent threat, I would do you a disservice to disreguard them outright. They could be dangerous if provoked. In fact, if they find evedence of my correspondence to you or the Company, my life would be forfiet. I would be lying if i said i wasn't more than a little frightened.
It's almost 1:05. I'd better break off now. Keep the emergency frequency open.

God bless America and keep her safe.


keep the faith.
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lilyk:
i odn't know how you think your guesses were right... they weren't but you are getting warmer....


night, sugar- it's off to the hot tub for this girl wink
Feb 19, 2005
allycat_13:
Dude, how cool are you to know what Super Monkey ball is.
That game is so much fun. I haven't played it in years.
Favorite thing to do was smoke a bowl and play the games against friends.
Just finished RE 2. I really enjoyed the second one more so then the first. You were right huh. wink
House of the dead was on an island or something right?
A rave that goes bad? That movie sucked balls.
I told two teenage girls to rent Strangeland. They were looking for a scary movie and its not scary just crazy.
I like weird movies like Strangeland. Dee Snider is fantastic as a sadomasicist.
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