RIP
'Crocodile Hunter' Dies at 44
NOT from gator attack, can you fucking believe that?!
The late great Steve Irwin was brought down, finally, by this
A stingray barb, which is deployed when stepped on or otherwise frightened, up to 10 inches long and serated, right through the heart. Gay, lame even, but original. No one, ever, has been killed in this way. Some people have reactions to the toxins in the barb and die, but thats rare. Most stingray-related deaths are caused by later infections in the wound. but through the fucking heart? I think we can deduce this much:
Nature hated Steve Irwin.
End transmission.
'Crocodile Hunter' Dies at 44
NOT from gator attack, can you fucking believe that?!
The late great Steve Irwin was brought down, finally, by this
A stingray barb, which is deployed when stepped on or otherwise frightened, up to 10 inches long and serated, right through the heart. Gay, lame even, but original. No one, ever, has been killed in this way. Some people have reactions to the toxins in the barb and die, but thats rare. Most stingray-related deaths are caused by later infections in the wound. but through the fucking heart? I think we can deduce this much:
Nature hated Steve Irwin.
End transmission.
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yes figment is still there
So in my own tribute, I went to Tropicana Field (home of the Devil Rays), and got a ticket to see the Rays tank...and ripped off each of the barbs on the rays with my bare hands...that'll teach the basterds...