katia

ho, ho, ho....
marry chrismas. i am back... thanx to god and all hiegher powers, i have my internet back. so now i can keep my beloved journal up to date.
it fills so good to be writing this right now, that i don't even know, if i would stop, even if i would be offered to go have some good sex... well, i guess i could always come back and continue writing .
but anyway, now i don't only have an internet, now i have a DSL connection. (i don't know, maybe for somebody it dosen't sound, that exciting, to have a DSL, but i am so excited, that i just about to pee my panties.)
plus i really had to come up with some creativity to get it too.
ok. i live with this guy, we are not "together", whatever it means, but we are having a different relationship then just roommates, we are more like brother and sister, i would say. you know this love-hate relationship, without any sex being involved.
so, one friday i come home, and he tells me that he called some company and they going to come over on tuesday, and hook up the cable for an internet connection. and i can not tell you in the english words i know, (my vocabulary is to poor ), how much i've being missing the internet. and specially you guyz. and the reason i've last internet, is that because my so called "brother" have a girlfriend in russia, and he was calling her, till our phone got disconnected. because either one of us was not going to pay that BIG BILL.
so, i am all excited, counting hours till tuesday, ( and this is a friday night)............... hours slowlly go by. ..................................
TUESDAY MORNING. 8:30 am. i am sleeping. all of a sudden i hear somebody trying to bust my door out. i am jumping up, and start runing around my appartmen, screaming " internet", and clapping my heands, like a fucking cheacken, at the same time.
ok, finally i cool off enough to put a smart look on my face, and open my door. so guy could actually do it. so i let him in, and decided to call my so called "brother", to tell him, that he could at least set up an alarm clock for me, because on sunday we got in a fight about someting stupid, and by the tuesday we wasn't tallking.
he answers the phone. i go, (very bitchy like) : " why, didn't you let me know that the cable guy, will come over, in the morning? or at least set the alarm up? " he says : " because, i called them on monday and cancelled the order, because you are a bitch! " (me bitch ). so i go: " but he is here, and doing it." he: " oh, really? can i talk to him? " i: " no. he is left." click. and turn my phone ring off, for the rest of the day.
the guy made the big hole in my wall, shoved the cable outlet in there and left.
man, by that time, i am so excited, that my heands are shicking, my left eye is twitching and i am slowlly starting to drool. (god, i am cracking myself up, writing this. at least i think i am funny. )
but was i disappointed, when i tried to activate the account, and the tell me, that this account being cancelled. ok, now i am starting to twitch from anger. they messege say: " the account status is cancelled. please call this number." and they give me this number.
i am calling this number and very nervously, starting to try tell this dude, on the other end that i just got this cable at my house, but when i try to go on line, it tells me, that account is cancelled. he put me on hold. and when he got back on the phone he says : " so, he actually came over to your house, and hooked up your DSL modem? " thats when i realized, that they realized, thats they actually scru up. and thats when i started to pulling it out. i said: " yes." he says: " well, it showes, that account hase being cancelled." and here i start, go: " well, what you are trying to tell me now is, that some guy, came over to my house today, at 8:30am, wake me up. drill the hole in my wall, so you can tell me that, account hase being cancelled? " and when i am telling all this crap to him, i am trying to sound, as angry, as could be. so he mombels somithing back to me and put me on hold again. when he comes back, he sounds more optimistic: " well, we trying to reactivate your account right now, so could you please stay on the phone little longer? " i am trying to kill sream of excitment, that trying come out of my mouth, saying: " of course." he puts me on hold again. as soon i hear musik star playing in my phone, i throw it under the pillowe and start screaming : " YES, YES, YES................" when i dig my phone back from under the pillowe i could hear him saying: " hello, hello. are you still there? " i go: " yes, yes i am still here." so, he say : " is account still going to be on the same name, that order've being put on? "
" yes, its going to be on the same name "- i've said.
" well, let me wallk you through the set up process then."
fuck, fuck, fuck............ i've almost last it i was so happy. now all i've hade to do, is be creative enough, and come up with something, so my so called "brother" wouldn't kill me......
but as you can see, i've survived.
and now i can finally fully enjoy the pleasure of having internet at my house.
and to you all.
its very nice to be back.