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Saturday Jun 07, 2003

Jun 7, 2003
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helloooo everybody biggrin
god,this last story of mine was so old, i can't believe how long i haven't update my lovely journal whatever . and al this because i don't have an internet at my house again.
plus i am so seek and tired of my same, one and only set, that i have, that it make me want to puke every time i open my page puke robot . so i totally don't have any motivation to update it skull skull skull .
the only reason i am here today is because, maybe i am seek of me, but i so miss you guys love kiss.
i went to vegas for a couple of days, in the begining of may. it was fun. i wone couple hundred $$$. but i got tired of it in a couple of days and came back. i could not be there more then three days, its starting to be so boring puke surreal robot .
ohhh... couple weeks ago i was driving, somewhere, from work. i was completely stoned. i mean i was so stoned thet i cut i fire truck with its sirens on and flushing lights twise.
ok . i am driving down brunside. i see fire truck, all screaming and going crazy on the othwer side of "dantes", so i still driving. i see green light, so i am going. ups robot i see myself right in front of the screaming firemachine. sorry biggrin , and wave! but still going. and i am still going not because of anything else, but because i am STONED.
ok, now when i see this big red monster behind me i realize, that i need tyo pull my car to the right side curbe, and wait for them to go by me. so i am doing it. i am slowlly pulling over and stoping........and was i amazed when this BIG RED SCREAMING MONSTER stops right next to me. and i mean not in front of me, not behinde, but right next to me, on my left side, complitlly blocking me out from the outside life.
i start nervously shacking, whispering prayers and saying "what a hell have i've done?"......... robot surreal robot
then all this big guys in uniform started to jump out this big red flushing (not screaming by now), monster....and runing to some twitching fucker on the side walk next to my car................ biggrin biggrin biggrin
man did i pup my pents. when i was driving a way from the incident i was cloping my hends and singing
"i've made a poopie, i've made a poopie!"
i don't know when i get hold of computer next time so much love and kiss to all of you.
biggrin biggrin biggrin
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
aeonique:
funny & gorgeous!
you make me want to get stoned & drive down burnside in hopes of crashing into you ~wink
Jun 20, 2003
bishop:
...you are a perfect example of why Russian girls are the most beautiful in the world and why me and my friends hit Kiev next month...
Jun 24, 2003

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