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katfireblade

West Palm Beach, Florida

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Monday Sep 27, 2004

Sep 27, 2004
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Oh holy fuckin gods.
*slams head into wall repeatedly*

So I bring my new roomie by the house, and, of course she loves it. The backyard alone is pure unadulterated yummification. You could hold festivals back there. And thats likely what will happen.

She needs the address to the place so she and her bf can take care of utilities and me being the scavenger I am, I go into the mailbox to nab some old mail. And sure enough, yes there is some. At first all I notice is the address, then I realize its a Washington Mutual enevelope...addressed to my future landlord. Uh...yeah...lets just say the envelope somehow "accidentally" came open. Like you wouldnt be curious how much you were being overcharged, right?

Oh no, it wasnt a statement.
*slam*

It was a creditor's letter.
*slam slam*

The gist of which was:

Dear ***,
We have sent you several letters reguarding your overdue loan. If you do not contact us soon, it will default.
*slam slam slam*

And when I tell the landlord we will have the money for deposit today and rent on Wednesday (a short span of time to come up with almost $2000, thankee very much), he about shits himself. He seems relieved upon being reassured that rent will be there before the 30th.
*slam slam slam slam slam*

Uhhh...yeah.

And today, money in hand, we cant even contact the landlord who told us he would meet with us today.
*sigh*

Time to go implament the backup plans.
Fuck all.

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