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pomfelo:
Here's something to ponder: how many doctors and surgeons out there already are........?
jest:
...And they will likely be elected on the basis of how many viral hits their presidential video got.
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Every time I hear the word "premature", I automatically think "ejaculation"
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entese:
same here lol
pomfelo:
haha!

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*cries in corner*
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I've been stood up twice this week alone. 3 times if you count Pom....
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floyd:
Inconsiderate people suck
wander:
kick em to the curb,you deserve better
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I've spent most of this afternoon trying to convince a 50 year old man why he can't be my sugar daddy....
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starmount:
How did you told him?blackeyed
wander:
good for you,dont let anyone rule you
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I do not care what car you drive, or where you live. If you know someone who knows someone who knows someone. If your clothes are this years cutting edge. If your trust fund is unlimited. If you are A-list B-list or never heard of you list. I only care about the words that flutter from your mind. They are the only thing you truly...
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mildots:
Awwwwwwwww. It's me smile. :p
mydogfarted:
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

You're totally wet now, aren't you. tongue
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lazaruscries:
I do not, you should always buckle up. tongue
lazaruscries:
In that case I have no idea what you are talking about. Is it the plugs, I like them. The shirt is pretty too. Or did you just install a cleavage angle camera in your car. No glasses? I can keep guessing forever...
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I want the romance,
the fairy tale.
I want to be the only one on your mind.
Give me the butterflies,
make my cheeks blush.
I want to be in your story book....
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brightredscream:
I know that feeling so well
mildots:
All I can think about now is say anything.
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I got marshmallow valentines <3 love
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heartbaker:
Yum
mydogfarted:
From who?eeek