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Yesterday I was teaching a debate class about corporal punishment to my third year students, and things got interesting. I had included spanking as a form of CP in my definition, and so the girls (10 of them, in all) spent the rest of the period smacking each other on the tush while yelling "corporal punishment!" at the top of their lungs. Seventeen year old...
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cyaluminus:
Not a bad man. Bad Mormon. But then, you're not supposed to be Mormon, so you've no problems.
me44445:
lol, that is bad!! amusing yes, but bad also! tongue
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Pancakes for breakfast.

Magic: The Gathering all afternoon.

Subuta and gyoza for dinner.

Drunken Master before bed.

My new friends are great. Too bad I have to wake up and go to work on the morrow. Le sigh.
nellichaos:
i like pancakes! make me some pancakes!!!

i also like your profile picture...i bet you're fun!
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I was walking up some steps in one of my shorter skirts and heard the distinct sound of a keitai (cell phone) camera going off directly behind and below me. When I turned around, the perv was so surprised to encounter a guy that he dropped the phone. So I took a step down, glaring at him, onto it.
Le crunch.
Oops! smile
If you want...
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cyaluminus:
Speaking of busy pants...

haha!
cyaluminus:
Happy birthday! To me! Haha!
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Reorw!

I am ferocious!

Really, ask anyone.
smthngclever:
you funny.

Soooo, what you teach japanese school girls how to speak English or somethin'? I want to go to Japan or Hong Kong someday. havent decided which yet.
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I want to post some pics, I really do. Its just that my digicam won't take photos of low enough quality for me to upload them. I don't have Photoshop, so what do I do? Anyone?
cyaluminus:
You can use MS photoeditor to reduce the quality. It's a total hackjob, but there you go. Did your camera not come with ANY photoediting craps? Boo...
cyaluminus:
You should, at some point, join KoL's Clan of the Azure Ferret. I'm in there, and so is Nick-kun... We don't really do anything clanny, but we do rock. A lot.
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I am a bad, bad man.
I broke down and bought an X-box, just so I could play Halo and, eventually, Halo 2. This nerdiness rules my life.
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I don't understand jealousy.

Isn't it simply a lack of trust?
baby_square:
sometimes i can get jealous even when i trust someone 100%. i haven't quite figured out that emotion yet.

i'm hatin' on texas at the moment because the DPS just sent me a letter telling me to cough up a grand in 30 days or they're going to jack my drivers license. fuckers.
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I spent a week in America, and am now more ready than ever to leave this horrible country. Japan is nice to visit and all, but when it's obvious that I need some help and all the Japanese do is laugh and point at the gaijin, it gets to one's nerves right quick.

On a more sinister note, part of my mini vacation was spent...
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cyaluminus:
I'm touched, Mexi. ARRR!!!
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Sometimes, I'm afraid to post a comment on a topic because I fear that the surrounding peoples' idiocy will rub off on me through some sort of magical techno-tactile osmosis process.

Scout's honor.
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baby_square:
be careful, i've seen it happen. eeek
baby_square:
happy birthday!
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A student made my day, today.

The topic of the day was "What I want to do when I grow up," and a fellow by the name of [Tetsuou] had this to say when called upon:

"When I grow up, I want to be a teacher because I want to pour my love over all children."

I 'bout died trying to keep from laughing out...
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lordwarlord:
LMAO, that's pretty funny(well it wasnt really funny until I looked up elucidation). Isnt it the worst when you have to laugh but cant.
doom_bunny:
biggrin lol that kid is grand.....give him a red leather clove for me wink
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My school screwed up and I don't get my well deserved monies until the 27th. This sucks because all my bills are set to automatic withdrawal. This is going to be fun to sort out.

How does one say "It's not my fault; call the school!" in Japanese? Le sigh.
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lordwarlord:
Well you know you can never have enough "you go girls", never. If you have the ray gun, why havent you used it yet?! I be blasting left, right and centure. Ducks, cars, people and giant robots would all feel my rath. Well anyways I never got to talk to someone in Japan before, being a huge japanololic, what is it like? Is it as crazy and awesome just like in my dreams and weird 60 japanese sci-fi movies I see all the time? Although I dont think I am the first person to ask you this, since Japan is the common nerd's dream. So spit it out and tell me what I want to know because other wise I'll get angry, and you wouldnt like me when I am angry! .....ARFSADFSDADFGGGGGRRRRRRR ME SMASH, ME CRUSH!!! DESTROY EVERYTHING ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!! BEBOP COLA.....GOOD.
lordwarlord:
Hey but most the kids over here dont think for themselve aswell so that doesnt really consern me to much. The difference over here might be that we trick are kids it to thinking that they do know what they are do, and they are do what they what or being open minded. I think that kids are over all just stupid, and after reading Nietzche that relization is a talent that few devleope it over time. Like how much big entertainer are, and how much they get paid. Yet people like farmers who are really needed, are paid next to nothing and get no respect. I think people naturaly will do anything posiblie to not have to think at all. Oh look at me ramble on. Anyway I see you play magic, so if you have MTGplay, we can play on line. I have had it for awhile but my friends and I are hooked up to a routers so no one can host. Meaning that I never got to use it are play anyone. So if you have it and are not behide a router we can play magic, that is if you want.

P.S. umm.. forgive me with my spelling and grammer. I know that they are horrorible and you happen to be an english teacher, so I asumme that it might be greating on the nerves. So I appologise in advance.
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Lo and behold: a three day weekend.

What should I do?
katastrofei:
My school screwed up and I don't get my well deserved monies until the 27th. This sucks because all my bills are set to automatic withdrawal. This is going to be fun to sort out.

How does one say "It's not my fault; call the school!" in Japanese? Le sigh.