ever read something sooo incredulous, that it stuck in your head till you found a way to vent?
well, as it happens, i was reading someones gripes bout not understanding women... hello? does anyone still think you can lump all women into one set of 'rules'? NO you cannot because just like other groupings of people by race or religion, by sex is just as misleading.
NOT all women like recieving flowers.. some like candies. wait that wasn't what i meant to say, i meant that flattery though sweet wont get you in the sack unless she is blitzed... okay that isn't true either cuz if you are one ugly mofo, no amount of booze is getting you laid
Kiddddding see i can't even seriously dispute this prejudging by sex because it is just dumb. There are guys that will talk your ear off if you give them the time of day and girls that are professional... you name it and i aint talking sex! dirty minded bastards.
Ya know another one i hate is that 'size doesn't matter" to who? someone that isn't having sex? It so too matters! too small and she might ask something like "are you in yet?" and too big, well that is just painful!.. or at least it is to short lil ppl .... like me
... i've been sorting through these pics.. and this one is just "how does she do it?" i mean i love her work! it makes me look puurty. I can say this without a ego bloat because i know what i look like when i crawl out of bed, i get these reality checks every morning ya see and sometimes afternoon and alot late at night.
well, as it happens, i was reading someones gripes bout not understanding women... hello? does anyone still think you can lump all women into one set of 'rules'? NO you cannot because just like other groupings of people by race or religion, by sex is just as misleading.
NOT all women like recieving flowers.. some like candies. wait that wasn't what i meant to say, i meant that flattery though sweet wont get you in the sack unless she is blitzed... okay that isn't true either cuz if you are one ugly mofo, no amount of booze is getting you laid
Kiddddding see i can't even seriously dispute this prejudging by sex because it is just dumb. There are guys that will talk your ear off if you give them the time of day and girls that are professional... you name it and i aint talking sex! dirty minded bastards.
Ya know another one i hate is that 'size doesn't matter" to who? someone that isn't having sex? It so too matters! too small and she might ask something like "are you in yet?" and too big, well that is just painful!.. or at least it is to short lil ppl .... like me
... i've been sorting through these pics.. and this one is just "how does she do it?" i mean i love her work! it makes me look puurty. I can say this without a ego bloat because i know what i look like when i crawl out of bed, i get these reality checks every morning ya see and sometimes afternoon and alot late at night.
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crushjunkie:
Um, not even. 
evilwillow:
beautiful beautiful! I wanna see the rest! frances deprived me!!!