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Friday May 28, 2004

May 28, 2004
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An older gentlmen asks "It has been so long since i've had sex, could i be a virgin again?"

Tragically - yes. It is true that many older people, having gone extended periods of time, as much as 12 months without sex, are becoming virginal. Forgetting all they once knew, multiple positions, heavy petting, even where 'it' goes. Many are now considered the 'new' virgins in their long standing celibacy.

When questioned about why they would go without, they say 'choice' But is this really why? No! Research shows that they have become excessivly slovenly and incapable of attracting anyone to do the deed. And even if they could, they are not in shape enough to complete it. Sadly there seems no hope.

Until now! Yes, even you can rid yourself of the dreaded term 'virgin' With todays top plastic surgeons, we can change your appearance and then hyped up on some caffine and viagra, even you can get some. So cum and be A Swan on Fox's latest take on reality TV, Old People Looking Young and Getting Some Swan.

Brought to you by Coke, Viagra, and the makers of Trojen condoms "we make all sizes, colors, and textures.. for her pleassure and your safety"
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twitchmc02:
I promise pics are on the way soon smile
May 31, 2004
funktion:
not compettitive.. shocked just write what I feel.. you know that. tongue


oh and bring it!!!! kiss
May 31, 2004

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