OK...This is freakin' serious.
I CANNOT STOP MASTURBATING!!!!
I have got to be the horniest fucking girl on the planet...My current "boy toy" and girlfriend are BOTH out of town for the holidays. Sickos. I can't get any work done b/c I am so fucking horny I can't concentrate!! I have probably gotten myself off over 200 goddamned times today (not just in private, either), and I STILL can't stop. And it's not even just a matter if "fun" at this point (though it feels damned good, don't get me wrong!! 
)...I fucking HURT if I don't do it...I have to take ibuprofen to make the pain liveable, or I couldn't even walk around like this!! IT SUCKS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anybody else have this problem? If so, PLEASE tell me how you cope with it. Again I say, IT SUCKS TOTAL ASS!!! Gotta go masturbate again...I am a fucking slave to my pussy. Dammit.
OT: Hope you all had amazing holidays, BTW...Love you guys!
CLARIFICATION: 200 x's equals the # of mind-blowing, shaking all over, biting-my-lip-so-hard-I-draw-blood orgasms I've had today (although, admittedly, that # has risen since this posting). I have very intense, very rapid orgasms during each "session"...I usually try to end a session after about 5 )though I think I could continue forever if I let myself!!)...so, figure about 40 separate sessions today...Ridiculous. And I TRY really, really hard to think of non-horny things, but when I get this way the most absurd things turn me on...Like a dude's chest hair was popping out from underneath his shirt while I was at the airport earlier and I had to run to the fucking bathroom over that!!! P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!!
UPDATE: I think you guys are right. This whole "over-masturbating" thing is a vicious cycle that must end. I HATE when I get this way, and I am going to go cold turkey now (for at least a few days) until I regain my self-control. Instead of running to go masturbate, I shall exercise restraint and practice deep-breathing/meditation/etc. until my craving subsides...I've already gotten myself through 2 "cravings" that way so far, and I like it MUCH better (just b/c anything in excess is unhealthy). Wish me luck w/my attempt at self-control, and thank you guys so much for your awesome (and super-fast!!!) advice. You guys rawk!!!
UPDATE, PART DEUX I have so not gotten myself off since I decided to regain control of myself last night...YAY!! And that's despite my "boytoy" getting a kick out of my pain (bastard...you best be glad you're so cute and I'm so horny!! ) and coming up w/all sorts of evil ways to try to tempt/torture me...mostly by CONSTANLY sending sexxy-ass pics of him w/other chicks to my email/cell phone, etc ...Call me crazy, but that kind of thing (usually) makes me go wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild...In a good way!! But, HA to you freakazoid...I am STILL Master Of My Domain!!! But hurry up and get back to LA...
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
OH!! And to all you guys who recommended "physical activity" to get myself under control, here's a little lesson in anatomy fer ya: That may work alright for blue balls...but GIRLS get happy-fun friction in that area anytime they fucking move...So, if you're already horny, EVEN walking sucks b/c it just drives you crazy all over again..ESP. w/clit piercings...and tight pants...SO NOT FUN (or, really, really fun, depending on your mood, I reckon!!) so, when I get in my "female equivilent of blue balls" spells, I want to stay as still as I possibly can...and when I HAVE to walk, I look all funky and bow-legged-like b/c I am trying really, really hard not to inadvertently rub my legs together.
There you go, ol' chaps...A lovely lil' lesson for you. You can thank me later!!
Hugs to everybody who sent me advice to help me through this. And to those who sent cutesy little jokes instead: BITE ME!! IT IS SO NOT FUNNY, DORKBURGERS!!!!
Phffffffft!! Wankers.
AND, LAST, YET SO UN-LEAST: Here's an (edited) ex. of the pics "BoyToy" dude has been sending to torture me...
I think this pic adequately shows a BIG (hehe) reason he's qualified to serve as my "let's just have fun and know there's no way in hell it's going to get serious" guy of the moment (for those of you who have asked). He's also on par w/me as far as sexual open-mindedness/adventurousness goes...Basically, he's just fun!!! Nothing wrong w/a gal enjoying a little time w/"Mr. Right Now", is there?
OK...THE REALLY REAL LAST UPDATE: Dudes!! Don't be hatin' on the BT pic...#1: ALL nudity is beautiful, male or female and, #2: That is a damn nice cock, and I gots to put pics up for my girls every once in a while, don'tcha think? Take a lesson from FMA and learn about "Equivilent Exchange", please!!
I CANNOT STOP MASTURBATING!!!!
I have got to be the horniest fucking girl on the planet...My current "boy toy" and girlfriend are BOTH out of town for the holidays. Sickos. I can't get any work done b/c I am so fucking horny I can't concentrate!! I have probably gotten myself off over 200 goddamned times today (not just in private, either), and I STILL can't stop. And it's not even just a matter if "fun" at this point (though it feels damned good, don't get me wrong!! )...I fucking HURT if I don't do it...I have to take ibuprofen to make the pain liveable, or I couldn't even walk around like this!! IT SUCKS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anybody else have this problem? If so, PLEASE tell me how you cope with it. Again I say, IT SUCKS TOTAL ASS!!! Gotta go masturbate again...I am a fucking slave to my pussy. Dammit.
OT: Hope you all had amazing holidays, BTW...Love you guys!
CLARIFICATION: 200 x's equals the # of mind-blowing, shaking all over, biting-my-lip-so-hard-I-draw-blood orgasms I've had today (although, admittedly, that # has risen since this posting). I have very intense, very rapid orgasms during each "session"...I usually try to end a session after about 5 )though I think I could continue forever if I let myself!!)...so, figure about 40 separate sessions today...Ridiculous. And I TRY really, really hard to think of non-horny things, but when I get this way the most absurd things turn me on...Like a dude's chest hair was popping out from underneath his shirt while I was at the airport earlier and I had to run to the fucking bathroom over that!!! P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!!
UPDATE: I think you guys are right. This whole "over-masturbating" thing is a vicious cycle that must end. I HATE when I get this way, and I am going to go cold turkey now (for at least a few days) until I regain my self-control. Instead of running to go masturbate, I shall exercise restraint and practice deep-breathing/meditation/etc. until my craving subsides...I've already gotten myself through 2 "cravings" that way so far, and I like it MUCH better (just b/c anything in excess is unhealthy). Wish me luck w/my attempt at self-control, and thank you guys so much for your awesome (and super-fast!!!) advice. You guys rawk!!!
UPDATE, PART DEUX I have so not gotten myself off since I decided to regain control of myself last night...YAY!! And that's despite my "boytoy" getting a kick out of my pain (bastard...you best be glad you're so cute and I'm so horny!!
) and coming up w/all sorts of evil ways to try to tempt/torture me...mostly by CONSTANLY sending sexxy-ass pics of him w/other chicks to my email/cell phone, etc ...Call me crazy, but that kind of thing (usually) makes me go wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild...In a good way!! But, HA to you freakazoid...I am STILL Master Of My Domain!!! But hurry up and get back to LA...
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
OH!! And to all you guys who recommended "physical activity" to get myself under control, here's a little lesson in anatomy fer ya: That may work alright for blue balls...but GIRLS get happy-fun friction in that area anytime they fucking move...So, if you're already horny, EVEN walking sucks b/c it just drives you crazy all over again..ESP. w/clit piercings...and tight pants...SO NOT FUN (or, really, really fun, depending on your mood, I reckon!!
) so, when I get in my "female equivilent of blue balls" spells, I want to stay as still as I possibly can...and when I HAVE to walk, I look all funky and bow-legged-like b/c I am trying really, really hard not to inadvertently rub my legs together.
There you go, ol' chaps...A lovely lil' lesson for you. You can thank me later!!
Hugs to everybody who sent me advice to help me through this. And to those who sent cutesy little jokes instead: BITE ME!! IT IS SO NOT FUNNY, DORKBURGERS!!!!
Phffffffft!! Wankers.
AND, LAST, YET SO UN-LEAST: Here's an (edited) ex. of the pics "BoyToy" dude has been sending to torture me...
I think this pic adequately shows a BIG (hehe) reason he's qualified to serve as my "let's just have fun and know there's no way in hell it's going to get serious" guy of the moment (for those of you who have asked). He's also on par w/me as far as sexual open-mindedness/adventurousness goes...Basically, he's just fun!!!
Nothing wrong w/a gal enjoying a little time w/"Mr. Right Now", is there?
OK...THE REALLY REAL LAST UPDATE: Dudes!! Don't be hatin' on the BT pic...#1: ALL nudity is beautiful, male or female and, #2: That is a damn nice cock, and I gots to put pics up for my girls every once in a while, don'tcha think? Take a lesson from FMA and learn about "Equivilent Exchange", please!!
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