I have been a sucky SG pal lately, I know. I'll catch up w/everybody ASAP (hopefully sometime tomorrow). I've been working A LOT!!! (yay!!!) I am sooooo freakin' exhausted right now, but I HAD to tell you guys the name of the new Spike TV show I just spent 12 hours working on...Ready for this? Wait for it...Waaaait forrrrrrr itttttttttt...
OK...Here it is: It's called, "Get A Free Game For A Shot To The Nuts"!!! It's all about guys winning free video games for (say it with me) TAKING A SHOT TO THE NUTS!!! Good freakin' grief!!!
I was a "cheerleader/nut kicker"...And they used various forms of "nut protection" for the guys, such as water balloons, coconut cream pies, whoopee cushions, and...get this...A REAL LIVE KITTY CAT!! (of course, they switched w/a dummy cat right b/f the actual contact, but it was there for the majority of the bit...However I totally freaked out and screamed b/f they made the switch b/c I thought the nutkicker at that particular moment (a pro football dude of some sort) was ACTUALLY going to kick the kitty!!! It scared the shit outta me...But the football dude totally CREAMED the kitty-holdin' dude's nuts!!! He was practically dying on the floor!! Turning all kinds of colors...unable to catch his breath, etc. etc...It was sooooooooooo fucking funny!! Yet, simultaneously, so very fucking retarded!!! People actually get paid for coming up with show ideas like this, y'know...OY!!!
This classy and intellectually stimulating show starts airing in Jan...Hopefully it'll STOP airing in Jan., too!!! lol!!
I need sleep and a shower now (not necessarily in that order, though!
).
Peace.
OK...Here it is: It's called, "Get A Free Game For A Shot To The Nuts"!!! It's all about guys winning free video games for (say it with me) TAKING A SHOT TO THE NUTS!!! Good freakin' grief!!!
I was a "cheerleader/nut kicker"...And they used various forms of "nut protection" for the guys, such as water balloons, coconut cream pies, whoopee cushions, and...get this...A REAL LIVE KITTY CAT!! (of course, they switched w/a dummy cat right b/f the actual contact, but it was there for the majority of the bit...However I totally freaked out and screamed b/f they made the switch b/c I thought the nutkicker at that particular moment (a pro football dude of some sort) was ACTUALLY going to kick the kitty!!! It scared the shit outta me...But the football dude totally CREAMED the kitty-holdin' dude's nuts!!! He was practically dying on the floor!! Turning all kinds of colors...unable to catch his breath, etc. etc...It was sooooooooooo fucking funny!! Yet, simultaneously, so very fucking retarded!!! People actually get paid for coming up with show ideas like this, y'know...OY!!!
This classy and intellectually stimulating show starts airing in Jan...Hopefully it'll STOP airing in Jan., too!!! lol!!
I need sleep and a shower now (not necessarily in that order, though!
).
Peace.
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plissken77:
can i take a shower with you????
mrlucky:
Damn, I hope next time you will come and see us. It's odd how you have to be reminder about how beautiful a place you live in, it's amazing what you take for granted.