kaseypoteet

Some douchebag just stopped me on the street and offered me all the cash he had in his wallet ($250) if I'd "stand still for a minute and let him lick the sweat out of (my) belly button"...Um...Ewww!!! He should've known I wouldn't do something like that for less than $300...THE NERVE!! lmfao

People are idiots.

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Have you guys ever checked out this site? Some of the pics are nasty as fuck , yet some of the articles are strangely...I dunno...interesting?

Rotten.com

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I just found out I got hired to host a pilot COMPLETELY b/c I don't pay attention to cars and stupid shit like that...The casting dude gave me a ride home after my audition yesterday, and somehow he ended up asking me if I recognized what kind of car he had (I guess b/c it's fancy-like and I hadn't commented on it or something...PRE-TEN-TIOUS...Oy!) Anyway, of course I didn't know...After that he quizzed me all the way home...Whenever we passed different "fancy cars" he'd ask me to see if I recognized them (um...no, no, and no...the only cars I recognize are the ones that drive in the Nextel Cup, baby...Yee haw!! )...For whatever reason, i reckon he found my ignorance endearing (something about how "most females in this town recognize what kind of cars people drive b/f they even recognize their own name"...Oy, part deux)...Anyway...Long story short (too late!! ) I got a completely non-car related pilot due entirely to my car obliviousness...Weird, eh? ::shrug:: Whatever works, I guess!!!

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Dudes!! Check out these badass costumes I saw at Target yesterday (yes, I shop at Target...Wanna make sumthin' of it, punk? )





TOO FREAKIN' COOL, am I right?!! I love how they come all pre-packaged like that...Reminds me of costumes back in the day...Remember how they used to come in a cardboard box and consisted of a plastic mask and plastic one-piece/one-sided outfit?!! I used to love those freakin' things (and I still have a bunch of my old ones...like Catra and She-Ra...b/c I'm cool like that!! )

I think I may go back and get the Magnum one just for fun!! Maybe it should be the costume I wear to the Playboy party...I wonder if they'd even let me in if I showed up wearin' that!!! lol

Oh, and btw...The knight Rider one comes w/recorded "Kitt" sounds...HOW COOL IS THAT?!!!!! Target is so the shit!!!