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Friday Aug 02, 2013

Aug 2, 2013
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drove out to the rescue ranch today and picked up my ladies! Many of the rescued hens were doing great! One was dying in the dust, they were just trying to make her last hours comfortable, too bad she wasn't rescued sooner frown

May I Present Cluck Norris and his new lady friends, Feather Locklear and Henifer Lawrence.



Henifer is in great health and feisty, there's no catching her



Feather has had constant diarrhea for a long time and has lost all her booty feathers. She needs some TLC, fattening up and grooming. I will fix her up in no time . I make fat spoiled chickens tongue

She's been sitting on my lap all afternoon inside getting pets becasue Cluck is a rapist and she's an easy target frown



Now lets just hope I don't get kicked out for having 3 chickens, 3 cats, and 2 dogs shocked

have a lovely weekend all!!!

I'll be getting 14 eggs a week, Since I've gone vegan I plan to placate the neighbors with a fresh dozen every now and then.



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richard_:
Cluck Norris - My spankin new alias.
Aug 3, 2013
ribbonsundone:
Best.Chicken.Names.EVER!
Aug 3, 2013

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