Sooooooo Rob went out for drinks with a girl friend of his last night,
she randomly told him she had to pay 300 dollars to mail a sybian machine to chicago...
he was like wha??? apparently she's in a "sybian club"

since they cost so much, she and a bunch of girls got together and bought one, and they time share it
yep TIME SHARE, like a condo...

only rule is they have to clean it well before shipping...
my personal take on sybians is, its easier and cheaper to:
1. find a guy
2. tell him to lay down
3. not have to mail him to chicago.... just saying...
(but to each their own
)
anyhow, Rob says to her " the first rule of sybian club , is don't talk about sybian club"
she was like what?!?!
and he says "the second rule of sybian club is DON'T TALK ABOUT SYBIAN CLUB"
she didn't get it
he came home at midnight and told me this, we chuckled about it all morning and then I made him this

she randomly told him she had to pay 300 dollars to mail a sybian machine to chicago...
he was like wha??? apparently she's in a "sybian club"

since they cost so much, she and a bunch of girls got together and bought one, and they time share it

yep TIME SHARE, like a condo...

only rule is they have to clean it well before shipping...
my personal take on sybians is, its easier and cheaper to:
1. find a guy
2. tell him to lay down
3. not have to mail him to chicago.... just saying...
(but to each their own

anyhow, Rob says to her " the first rule of sybian club , is don't talk about sybian club"
she was like what?!?!
and he says "the second rule of sybian club is DON'T TALK ABOUT SYBIAN CLUB"
she didn't get it

he came home at midnight and told me this, we chuckled about it all morning and then I made him this


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longlostsapper:
That's freaking funny
kryptik:
i am so sheltered. i had to google what the hell you were talking about (you would think the pic you posted would help. but i needed MORE info) lol.
