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THIS SHIT IS THE ONLY REASON I STAY AT MY JOB

co-workers, I love these guys...

email exchange I just had with my "twin" at work
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From: ************, Brandon
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 9:43 AM
To: *******, Kristie
Subject: I left...

...a tiny jizz stain in Booth 1... and an Android charger... you can leave the charger there but please wipe up the semen before I start my shift at 3 p.m. or I'll have to turn you in to the new HR lady.
What's that cunt's name again?



my response


From: *******, Kristie
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 9:51 AM
To: ************, Brandon
Subject: RE: I left...

Ate the semen, don't see the charger though
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totally brightened my day (sniff)