I should be doing homework. Instead I'm updating my sg journal.
One of my roommates recently said that our suite was as hot as a vagina. I can only imagine he knows that because he managed once to fit his entire body inside of a vagina.
Now, for this to work, he would have to find some gigantic woman, and I doubt she would have let him just crawl up in there, so he would have to sneak in. When one would be traveling through the orfice, depending on the strength of the of the kegel (sp) muscles, it would be quite possible to get stuck. If you were to scream for help, no doubt the it would be muffled. Thus the giantess would think that her genitals were posessed, and would need to go in for a sexorcsim, which in itself is a risky procedure, especially for the woman involved. I had a friend once whose naughty bits were posessed by Susan B. Anthony and a bit of the divine light stayed inside her after the procedure. Now it's like a light up Vegas fountain every time she takes a leak. True story. Anyway, for the sake of all involved, do not put more than 1/3 of anybody else's body in yours at one time.
In other news, I'm going to see the Melvins tonight. Woo.
Cheers,
Ch
Edited to Add: The Melvins show was sold out even before the doors opened. Keep in mind that this was the Melvins featuring the godfather of punk, Jello Biafra. It is safe to assume that the majority of people bought their stubs using Ticketmaster. All is not right with the world.
One of my roommates recently said that our suite was as hot as a vagina. I can only imagine he knows that because he managed once to fit his entire body inside of a vagina.
Now, for this to work, he would have to find some gigantic woman, and I doubt she would have let him just crawl up in there, so he would have to sneak in. When one would be traveling through the orfice, depending on the strength of the of the kegel (sp) muscles, it would be quite possible to get stuck. If you were to scream for help, no doubt the it would be muffled. Thus the giantess would think that her genitals were posessed, and would need to go in for a sexorcsim, which in itself is a risky procedure, especially for the woman involved. I had a friend once whose naughty bits were posessed by Susan B. Anthony and a bit of the divine light stayed inside her after the procedure. Now it's like a light up Vegas fountain every time she takes a leak. True story. Anyway, for the sake of all involved, do not put more than 1/3 of anybody else's body in yours at one time.
In other news, I'm going to see the Melvins tonight. Woo.
Cheers,
Ch
Edited to Add: The Melvins show was sold out even before the doors opened. Keep in mind that this was the Melvins featuring the godfather of punk, Jello Biafra. It is safe to assume that the majority of people bought their stubs using Ticketmaster. All is not right with the world.
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thank you for your comments...my head is a bit everywhere at the moment - so do please forgive me for my tardiness. i have another 28,000 words to write over the next six days - so just remaining focused, and writing random things in the journal...then i'll make sure to respond properly as soon as everything is done and i have some respit time.
smiles!
widow.