Vital Stats Tip

karma

Maryland

SG Since 2004

Followers 2861 Following 1110

Things that you should have on hand BEFORE you need them:

(I'll start)

A toilet plunger....

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adelayde:

Tampons. lol

Feb 12, 2013

jaybugg:

More anal lube.

Feb 13, 2013

07.31.15
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Testing... Testing... 1, 2, 3.... Can anyone hear me?
11.04.14
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I'm getting beat up because I think girls should have self esteem and…
10.27.14
3

"Nice guys finish last".
Please keep in mind that this doesn't automatically apply to you just…
02.06.14
3

Maybe the order is off
Count the toes. Finished on MLK day. Read More
02.05.14
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Hello
Hello Darlings. Would you please do me a heap of a favor and vote f…
01.19.14
8

Sunday
Hey! My kitty cat is home!! He was missing for TWO MONTHS! Poor kid…
01.08.14
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title are for books and movies.
After a 3 month hiatus, I am back at the gym and DAMN it feels good…
12.19.13
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What it is?
Whats up with that feeling? The one I get at night when I lay down …
12.11.13
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This needs a title?
I haven't been on since the update. I've been a bit busy : Trying t…
09.23.13
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Monday Sep 23, 2013
Seriously ladies. Dont say to your bridesmaids, "I want to get someth…

Fast Hi-res

Crop your photo

Monday Feb 11, 2013