I went riding today!!! It was great as long as the sun was out and shining on me.......but when the sun went down it was not good!!! I almost froze my balls off!!! 
They were just hanging on by some skin and a few blood vessels!!! 
I finally got home chipped the ice away from my crotch......stripped down......cupped my balls with my left hand......and tried to give first aid. Nothing worked!!! 
It looked as if my balls were a goner!!! I tried everything, hand warmers, soaking them in hot coco, dipping them in hot butter, jumper cables!!! 
You know what worked???My Savior!!! go ahead and click on it!
They were just hanging on by some skin and a few blood vessels!!! I finally got home chipped the ice away from my crotch......stripped down......cupped my balls with my left hand......and tried to give first aid. Nothing worked!!! It looked as if my balls were a goner!!! I tried everything, hand warmers, soaking them in hot coco, dipping them in hot butter, jumper cables!!! You know what worked???My Savior!!! go ahead and click on it!
Remember this for 2009...........
Before you can be old and wise..........you have to be young and stupid!!!
