I am totally bored with life!!!! 
I think I need to get laid or maybe just cuddle and have some small talk??? I kind of miss that part.......oh who am I kidding??? I miss the sex too!!! 
I am working my ass off and doing what they call "feeding the pig." Feeding the pig means that I am saving as much money as possible. I always save, but know I am putting some serious cash away. I don't know what I will do with it yet......maybe take that trip to Thailand? Build another bike? Or just blow it on whiskey, beer and hookers!!!
OK folks, I guess that is an inside joke. You see I live in a "dry county" (no alcohol sales), and my town has a population of roughly 10,000......so no hookers!!! Plenty of promiscuous women, but to pay them would be an insult!!! 
Next week I do my sleep study for my gastric bypass. Then on November 7, I do my psyche exam to make sure I am not fucking nuts.........might have a problem with that one!!! If everything goes well.......January seems like a good time to start something "new"!!!
On a sad note.........a cousin of mine shot himself this week. I haven't seen him in probably 30 years (might be 25, not sure). He was a retired L.A. county Sheriff's Deputy. I will not be attending the funeral.......like I said; I haven't seen him in almost a life time, and no sense in being around people I don't know. This is the first suicde in my family EVER!!!
Good night my friends!!!
I think I need to get laid or maybe just cuddle and have some small talk??? I kind of miss that part.......oh who am I kidding??? I miss the sex too!!!
I am working my ass off and doing what they call "feeding the pig." Feeding the pig means that I am saving as much money as possible. I always save, but know I am putting some serious cash away. I don't know what I will do with it yet......maybe take that trip to Thailand? Build another bike? Or just blow it on whiskey, beer and hookers!!!
OK folks, I guess that is an inside joke. You see I live in a "dry county" (no alcohol sales), and my town has a population of roughly 10,000......so no hookers!!! Plenty of promiscuous women, but to pay them would be an insult!!!
Next week I do my sleep study for my gastric bypass. Then on November 7, I do my psyche exam to make sure I am not fucking nuts.........might have a problem with that one!!!
If everything goes well.......January seems like a good time to start something "new"!!!
On a sad note.........a cousin of mine shot himself this week. I haven't seen him in probably 30 years (might be 25, not sure). He was a retired L.A. county Sheriff's Deputy. I will not be attending the funeral.......like I said; I haven't seen him in almost a life time, and no sense in being around people I don't know. This is the first suicde in my family EVER!!!
Good night my friends!!!
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-Maybe you do need to get laid.
That's awesome how you can save a lot of money. I would say go to Thailand as well! I agree with Franpire, it would be an awesome way of spoiling yourself after surgery. I'm sure your tests will be fine, but I'll be sending you some positive thoughts.
I'm sorry about your cousin, even though you didn't really know him, I can only imagine it must be a little weird to know someone in your family committed suicide...
Oooh, I can't wait to come back here after my vacation to see what you've sent me.
Your county makes me kinda sad. But it sounds like a very sanctified place
Sorry about your cousin, dude. We haven't had an event like that in my family, fortunately.
Ok time to hurry there's a couple other people i need to greet before i leave.