I am home, I got a head cold, and what the fuck is Russia doing? Think you all were scared during the cold war years......well look at the assholes we got holding the buttons now!!! And am I not talking about Bush either......he is on his way out; it's the other crazy shitheads in the world!!! 
Pick me . . I'll do it!
I bet Iran would just love to team up with Russia against us . . . . what do you think?