I'm thinking of getting some top quality anal lube due to the latest anal raping I received from Comcast this month. Apparently they really enjoy to ram themselves right into their customer's asses. After experiencing 5+ months of having to reset my internet about daily due to outdated hardware on their outside lines, my next month's bill suddenly increases by 40 dollars.
So, I go to their offices and have a jolly old time waiting in line for 45 min since they only have two windows open to help a long line of people. All the while bitching with a fine looking woman who was billed after she canceled her service, which prepares me to expect a nice parting gift when I move at the end of my lease. So I finally get to the window and find out after being notified that my digital cable rate increased and that it was a legitimate charge. After being told it would be $60 for the first 6 months and $90 for the last 6 months when I signed up, I now find that I'm being forced to pay $130 instead. Lovely, can I please get some lube with that?
So, after accepting yet another rape of my anal cavity I downgrade my service to the basic digital cable package. $10 cheaper, love that. I'm definitely going to base my decision on a new apartment on if the Verison Fiber Internet package is available and look for somewhere with Charter service. I'd suggest the same for anyone else too.
So, I go to their offices and have a jolly old time waiting in line for 45 min since they only have two windows open to help a long line of people. All the while bitching with a fine looking woman who was billed after she canceled her service, which prepares me to expect a nice parting gift when I move at the end of my lease. So I finally get to the window and find out after being notified that my digital cable rate increased and that it was a legitimate charge. After being told it would be $60 for the first 6 months and $90 for the last 6 months when I signed up, I now find that I'm being forced to pay $130 instead. Lovely, can I please get some lube with that?
So, after accepting yet another rape of my anal cavity I downgrade my service to the basic digital cable package. $10 cheaper, love that. I'm definitely going to base my decision on a new apartment on if the Verison Fiber Internet package is available and look for somewhere with Charter service. I'd suggest the same for anyone else too.