kaliska

men should not be allowed to throw drinks.

even if they are gay. sorry but they just really shouldn't.


it is not advisable to toss any sort of liquidy fruity concoction.. or anything, for that matter... when any amount of bourbon has been consumed.

just sayin.


they asked for it though.. hipster scumfucks.


additionally, i would like to be baptized in vitamin water.

mmmm mmm mmm.



i've come to the conclusion that all i want this fall is a nice big comfy faux fur coat to snuggle up in.

mhmmm.

sincerely,