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Today, I got macked on in Trader Joe's.

Hot little blonde.

I believe the quote was:

"Um, I just had to tell you, I've seen you areound town, with the dreds, and rhe bones, and the bike, and I just wanted to say... Purr."

Following the corporate feedback model, every one peson that calls in represents ten thousand that don't.

That means ten thousand hot...
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nixon:
It's true. Blondes are EXACTLY like cockroaches. For every one in your bed, there are a thousand crawling in the walls.

Wow. That's the scariest thing I've thought in a while.
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Purr...

Very good weekend, all around. Much havoc. Much good times with many good friends.

If there was one word to sum up my mindset right now, it would be...

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Kitten has much cream...

But he wants more.
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Purr...

Very good weekend, all around. Much havoc. Much good times with many good friends.

If there was one word to sum up my mindset right now, it would be...

More...

Kitten has much cream...

But he wants more.
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Jealousy is self-hatred without responsibility.
yonderboy:
Hey there, I apologize for being a dick to you today. Jealousy is indeed self-hatred.
nixon:
Jealousy is fear of loss.
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I think I'm starting to get a bit of a crush on.

I'm feeling a bit naughty.
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Why is it that whenever I take a break from playing, stop drinking, and start getting more than three hours of sleep a night, I wake up exhausted, grumpy and barely able to make it through the day?

I think I've become hardwired for decadence.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue...
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So.

After a night of mad trekking, (and mad snarkiness) with an elegant and surprising friend, I took Dawn up to 137 mph across the Bay Bridge at 1:37 in the morning.

What can I say; I like numerology.

And this led me to thinking, as I rode at nearly three times the legal speed limit; there isn't even a reason to care about love,...
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Since all my wingmen are treacherous and weighed down by boys, I think tonight I'ma gonna stay home, listen to a fuckload of PJ Harvey, and screw around with some southwestern fusion recipes.

An S.F. club without my posse is pretty much guaranteed to suck.

So instead, while all the chubby gawths are desperately trying to shove their sweat-slick rolls of flesh back into their...
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noelani:
Weeeelllll...

I think J and I are going to go tonight after all. So if you don't mind hanging out with one of your wingmen with her best man then you should come out too.

And Southwestern fusion? Isn't southwestern food fusion enough withought adding the fusion to it?
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This is not about you.

But if it is, than when finally truly meet, then it's going to start with this:

I was born in the desert
I been down for years
Jesus, come closer
I think my time is near
And I've traveled over
Dry earth and floods
Hell and high water to bring you my love

Climbed over mountains
Traveled the sea
Cast...
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kay:
Yer purdy.

~cheers