kalischild

Hmm. There's nothing quite like cooking a feast for the three most important people in your life, in your new house, and having everything go FLAWLESSLY.

Beats the hell out of sleeping on a floor mat in the suburbs, let me tell you.

A few more bouts of practice, and then it's time for NEW guests...

Interested?

(last one to call it is a sissy...)

I've decided:

Any proper wedding will be a smouldering cauldron of tension between the bridesmaid, her fiancee', and all of the brides former lover's, circling her like flirtatious wolves, giving her 'one last time, I dare you' looks.

Heh.

I particularly enjoy my own role in that scenario.

Indigo: Always the bridesmaid, never the bride....

Last night I learned how to flirt again.

It's strange to not remember the last time you made a stranger blush.

I missed me. I missed me a lot.

I'm getting my bed delivered tommorrow.

Now I need to find someone to break it in with...

Damn.

I mean really.

Where DID all the feisty spooki girls go?

It's getting harder and harder to find someone who doesn't think 'Fetish' is an adjective.

The best sex I ever had involved having a gun in my mouth.

Never trust a goth girl who's not carrying.

I live in S.F. now.

I Live in what everyone insists is the Tenderloin, but which I shall from here on refer to as Nob Hill (South).

I have reduced my commute from two and a half hours each way, to a five minute walk followed by a brisk drive through the country.

I have internet at home for the first time in 5 years....
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2004, the worst year ever.

2004 is ending, in four days.

Time to bury that bitch.

I already quiver in fear of the hangover.

You coming, sis?

Why are all the hot girls vegetarians?

Is there some sort of a correlation, or is it just a coincidence?

ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT DIMEBAG

Now really.

If you were going to shoot a musician on the anniversary of Lennon's assassination, couldn't you have jacked Maynard, for what he did to 'Imagine'?

When people I havent seen in a while ask me how Ive been doing, I tell them that 30 has been my worst year ever. They invariable ask for details.

This is my story.

January June: Laptop dies while under warranty. CompUSA strings me along for 6 months, and then declares computer unfixable, and out of warranty.

January August: My motorcycle died. I pay $2000...
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