I'm going to go out on a limb here, and posit the theory that 'Land of the Dead' is going to be a big, derivitave, pile of shit, whose only remarkable quality will be being example of why directors from the late seventies should have been quietly, respectfully, shot in the back of the head befere thay could shame themselves any further.
You know the one. Meanest fucking truck on the planet. Square as a brick with tire treads you could fit your fist in. No soft top. No hard top. No damn top at all. I want to take this rusted, dusty, primer-gray fuck-of-a-truck straight down the coast of California, before this... Read More
What I don't understand is this: how does alcohol and guns lend themselves to life and the love thereof? One dulls the experience and one takes it away.
This is strange, as it came hot on the heels of my being dropped off at my elegant downtown studio, all by my lonesome, and feeling a trifle down about it, le sigh.
I want to experience that intense, almost frightening moment when you realize you have no control at all, and you find yourself drifting, with no foundation beneath you, in a sea of inevitability so deep that it threatens to overwhelm you with fear and desire. The moment when your eyes lock with a stranger's, and you... Read More
There's a place in the southern desert, on I-15, where the scrub turns to stone, and rivers begin to run through the dust. A place where the sky is the color of my true love's eyes.
In this place, the land rises up from the desert barrens and becomes a rolling sea of Sedona red boulders, gigantic, and the black asphalt highway twists though them... Read More
So I was hanging out with some of my female friends, and my best friend brought up the fact that I have a tendency to cockblock her, by embarrassing her shamelessly while bombed, generally by approaching her beau of the night and subtly informing him of her desire; usually by sying something like, "Hey, sparky, my friend totally wants to put it on you."
Actually that's a lie.I have pictures that disprove it.