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kalischild

A deeper level of ennui than you will ever know.

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Wednesday Aug 24, 2005

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Today, I got macked on in Trader Joe's.

Hot little blonde.

I believe the quote was:

"Um, I just had to tell you, I've seen you areound town, with the dreds, and rhe bones, and the bike, and I just wanted to say... Purr."

Following the corporate feedback model, every one peson that calls in represents ten thousand that don't.

That means ten thousand hot blondes in S.F. think I'm teh hot.

It also means that about a million people in S.F. think I'm a shitty driver.

Whatever.

I would be the best rockstar, ever, if I didn't want to write books right now.

Me likey being an entity again.
nixon:
It's true. Blondes are EXACTLY like cockroaches. For every one in your bed, there are a thousand crawling in the walls.

Wow. That's the scariest thing I've thought in a while.
Aug 24, 2005

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