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kalischild

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Sunday Jul 17, 2005

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Ahem.

Brief plans with a strange girl that ended up, seven hours later, with myself at the Mezzanine, listening to the worst (unknowing) Cure cover band EVER, doing tequila shots with drunken security staff, check.

Getting drink tickets and comped entry at a club I've never been to before, check.

Telling a fat, drunk, British hipster that if he didn't stop pointing his finger in my face, I was going to bite it off, check.

Getting a big hug from a psychotic Samoan who insisted that we were both from Brooklyn, check.

Rockstar parking at the DNA, check.

Spontaneously nominating myself as the newest member of DNA security staff, check.

MORE drink tickets, check.

Deciding that Asian hip-hop nights are FUNNY, check.

Being the WORST poker player ever at the Legion of Decency, check.

Drunk as a saint, check.

Fights started: zero.

Fights prevented: several.

Quantity of alchohol consumed: Lots.

So, who's down for lunch?
nixon:
That would be Boulevard.Unfortunately,the dungeon is the small party room, for groups of 10-12. ( it was great with 10). the rest of the place is cool, but not nearly as cool.
Jul 17, 2005

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