kalischild

I don't know what's going to play at my wedding, but god-damn if Tool's Salival isn't going to be the soundtrack to the honeymoon*.

This message has been brought to you by my abrupt desire to have sex** to track six, a song going by the name Makaba, as well as the fourteen-minute long version of Third Eye.

I suggest anyone with a partner handy download it and instigate fucking*** immediately.

If you feel the need to respond to the implied invitation, just be sure to order some Chinese first, and let yourself in. I don't keep the door locked.

Damn...

(*Read as: 'sex')

(**Read as: 'Primal, feral, olympic-level fuck-a-thon')

(*** Read as: 'Fucking')