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To all of my hobag friends: please print out multiple copies, and keep them handy.

THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2004,
by _______________, between _____________ and ___________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need...
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amitabha:
Awesome. Now you owe me 10$ for my services.
amitabha:
thats right bitch, now pay up. fuck that buddha shit, i want my money!
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On the one hand, I agree with Tyler Durden; I dont want to die without any scars. On the other hand, Ive got plenty of scars, so I think the new credo will be I dont want to die without memorizing some killer 19th century apocalypse poems.

Turning, turning in the widening gyre/
the falcon cannot hear the falconer/
things fall apart, the center will...
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fractal:
I'm a Marla.
amitabha:
heheh.. yea, and by marla she means A TOTAL SLUT!


your reference to Clerks is pretty funny... and I can relate to what you're saying about somehow wanting to be the center of attention.. we're a weird bunch of peoples..
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Tell me a story that would make me believe in the type of love that makes it feel like your heart has stopped. Tell me a story about a love that made time stop. Don't tell me about almosts or could have beens.

Give me an excuse to let loose the chains on my hunger. Tell me a story that will make me believe that...
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kay:
I, unfortunately am still looking.

~cheers
vielus:
I can start the story, but it has yet to have an end. A girl so right, so fcked in all the right ways, one who understands, one who will meet me anywhere. But more importantly, one that i will meet anywhere. To cut my trip short, to leave the hedonism that Copenhagen promised, to meet her in but a few days... the longing is such sweet pain. Then in her arms, kissing her deep, holding her as if it is the last day on earth. When nothing else matters, nothing at all but to be with her. to be turned on by the simply thought, or the sound of her voice.
I walk around all giddy, walking into things, almost rolling a tractor from my manic longing.

only 2 days, 18 hours, and 25 minutes till we see each other again.


Is this the one? the one and only?

god i hope so.
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fractal:
shotgun.
fractal:
then again, if I drive, we'll get there faster.
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So last night, at the club, I find myself dancing next to, of all people, she-who-is-known-as-Nixon.

This, in it's own way, sucks.

One the one hand, girl is having a blast with her sisters, and pretty obviously needs nothing else to improve her night.

On the other hand, girl is HAWT, and I don't expect her to be within flirting range any time in the...
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vielus:
Thats a lot to be thinking about on a drunk evening. so what did you do? dumb question.

never mind. Good night though?

sounds like it.
nixon:
Those were vintager but were used for display only in Oddfellows lodges. Several of them are still available at The Bone Room in Berkeley.
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And this reminded me of all that ever was, and all that will be, and most importantly, of the reason why.

"At the end of this burning world
You'll stand proud, face upheld
And I'll follow you, into Heaven or Hell
And I'll become, as a girl
In the desperate kingdom of love"

I think it's getting to be time to strap on my spurs.
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fractal:
isn't it always?
fractal:
mine are always ready.
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I have conflicted feelings about violence.

In a world where reality is defined by our subjective perceptions, it's hard to actually justify solving problems by bitch-slapping people.

And I'm sure if I had just asked for my jacket back a few MORE times, he might have realized that it was, in fact not his, and it all would have been big smiles all around.

But...
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fractal:
possums and uteruses.

what more could you ask for on a slow Monday night?
vielus:
Ya she was as strong as an ox. And i mean that in only a good way.
But ya sht is going good. getting rid of the weeds, and finding better places to be in life. Boston is great, seattle was the best. Found that i had some true friends up there, and one or two not so true, but thats ok too. better to have a few good friends than many not so good friends.
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Here's to girls with cowboy hats, and southern accents. Girls with old leather jackets and razor blade smiles.
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paleenchantress:
hello ! biggrin
vielus:
Ya i like girls that can "fight" back. Don't get me wrong, i'm not looking for all buffed out amazon women or anything, but just some that i can play with.

Do you know any good people in Boston?
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I am finding subtler and subtler was to destroy myself.

Focus on the amorphous, the unattainable, and those to whom true desire is abhorrent to their identity.

Try to find the method in the actions of the foolish and mad.

Break all the old rules, and allow things to escape the rigidity of your control, allow the blind to teach you how to see.

I...
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vielus:

nietzshe said many things, one of the better ones i feel is that there are no interesting people in heaven. Guess I'll see him in hell.

You know anyone in Boston?
samyung:
Some folks believe that the best way to invoke change within a system is through subtle changes over a long period of time, allowing for all parties involved to flow through the transition painlessly. Of course, this can be an utterly fruitless endeavor if the system in place does not have the tools required to produce an adequate change. I prefer the bulldozer approach which favors dismantling the system completely to make room for something better. When riding the "self-destruction" bulldozer however, make sure you at least leave enough support structure standing to set your hat on. It's a very nice hat after all.
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One for me;

Let me free to steal,
roses while I may.
Let me free or else...
I might run away.

Shelter From The Rain-All about Eve.

And one to wish my little sister luck;

Never was on time
Yes, I once was mine
Well, that was long ago
And darling, I don't mind.

Meet Me In The Bathroom-The Strokes

And another dead...
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vielus:
I'll drink to that. brother.
fractal:
If I'm Morrissey then I need to start masturbating a WHOLE lot more.

think I could fuck my own voice?
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The tragedy of the tribe is that we are scattered.

The beautiful thing is when we find each other, scattered to the winds, and drink wine. And eat migas with coronas at seaside cantinas, and shake hands with shotguns held in the other.

The beauty of us is that we can see our fires scattered throughout the darkness.

We can travel, and find each other,...
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vielus:
It was good to meet you and your girl.

Be well out there.
vielus:
any time you want to drop, you let me know. you'll never look back.
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Sturm und Drang...

I want a pair of Rottweilers just so I can give them huge spiked collars and feed them hippies.

I would make more enemies just so I could set them on my enemies.

My Christmas list, thus far.

New Job.
2 Rottweilers
1973 International Harvester Scout
1 Liter of 1921 Reposada
A belt buckle that say 'White Trash'
Leather pants.
A menage'a...
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fractal:
so, yeah.

I'm gay like whoa for you guys.

:jedi mind trick:
fractal:
true that brother...