kalischild

Last night I learned how to flirt again.

It's strange to not remember the last time you made a stranger blush.

I missed me. I missed me a lot.

I'm getting my bed delivered tommorrow.

Now I need to find someone to break it in with...

Damn.

I mean really.

Where DID all the feisty spooki girls go?

It's getting harder and harder to find someone who doesn't think 'Fetish' is an adjective.

The best sex I ever had involved having a gun in my mouth.

Never trust a goth girl who's not carrying.

I live in S.F. now.

I Live in what everyone insists is the Tenderloin, but which I shall from here on refer to as Nob Hill (South).

I have reduced my commute from two and a half hours each way, to a five minute walk followed by a brisk drive through the country.

I have internet at home for the first time in 5 years....
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2004, the worst year ever.

2004 is ending, in four days.

Time to bury that bitch.

I already quiver in fear of the hangover.

You coming, sis?

Why are all the hot girls vegetarians?

Is there some sort of a correlation, or is it just a coincidence?

ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT DIMEBAG

Now really.

If you were going to shoot a musician on the anniversary of Lennon's assassination, couldn't you have jacked Maynard, for what he did to 'Imagine'?

When people I havent seen in a while ask me how Ive been doing, I tell them that 30 has been my worst year ever. They invariable ask for details.

This is my story.

January June: Laptop dies while under warranty. CompUSA strings me along for 6 months, and then declares computer unfixable, and out of warranty.

January August: My motorcycle died. I pay $2000...
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Wow.

I really am becoming more insidiously self-destructive than I previously imagined possible.

Things fall apart, the center will not hold...

Ami has now confirmed it for me. I have the worst job ever.

Anyone hiring in the gigolo sector? I can fake a great Italian accent...

Scheisser. I need a new job.

Calling all burners. I don't know about you, but I've been waiting for our team to get some nutz for about 6 years.

http://www.odeonbar.com/petition/1/petition.php?do=do_sign

If you care about The Burn, at least read it. Make up your own mind.

But all that agree?

Ah lurve you.

Ah lurve you in teh neck.

People's capacity for denial, rationalization, and self destruction are endlessly fascinating to me.

My nineteen year old friend who's getting married to feel 'complete'. Another friend's quest for complete isolation. My Boo's questt for complete reduction of her life to the contents of her CD case. Other little bits of destructive obsessions.

Me?

I'm past all of that now.

It was a long road, and...
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