kalischild

So on the one hand, I just want someone to make out with, and watch bad/good movies with while cooking spicy food; no strings attached.

On the othet hand, i'm so frickin picky, anyone I'd actually make out with is someone I'd want to date.


Do I just want to make out? Or do I also want teh cuddles?

Conundrums.

I have now been single for seven months.

I'm pretty, I'm smart, I'm completely mad.

I feel like I'm in the Dating Penalty Box.

(It's been a year, and it evolves.)

She.
She is fierce.
She asks questions.
She wears half-gloveses.
She has good tattoos.
She has been to India.
She bites, sweats, and screams during sex.
She has a Texan accent.
She cooks for fun.
She doesn't start fights, she finishes them.
Her eyes are huge, blue as ice, green as limes, or so brown they are almost...
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So, it all started with an upgrade to our rental car.

It ended with us breaking in a 2005 Lincoln-Mercury town car by doing 55 mph donuts on a desolate dry lake bed in a distant state, and a forgotten state of mind, beneath an ice-blue sliver of the almost-new moon.

And then...

it all started with the garbled taunting of an innocent, helpless bunny...
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So, it all <i>started</i> with an upgrade to our rental car.

It ended with us breaking in a 2005 Lincoln-Mercury town car by doing 55 mph donuts on a desolate dry lake bed in a distant state, and a forgotten state of mind, beneath an ice-blue sliver of the almost-new moon.

<i>And then...</i>

it all <i>started</i> with the garbled taunting of an innocent, helpless bunny...
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Countdown to motorcyclage.

M minus 30 days.

Options:
2005 Honda CBR600RR
2005 Honda RC51
2005 Yamaha YZFR1

Color:
Black on black on black.

Projected life expectancy:
15 minutes

Vanity plate will read:
(Undecided)

Comments:
It's like World of Warcraft for people who think only dorks would waste their lives playing World of Warcraft. Re: it's like crack.

Indigo's rule #14b.

The person who says they "hate drama" is inevitably the cause of it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and posit the theory that 'Land of the Dead' is going to be a big, derivitave, pile of shit, whose only remarkable quality will be being example of why directors from the late seventies should have been quietly, respectfully, shot in the back of the head befere thay could shame themselves any further.

Pass the torch,...
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Tell me the most beautiful thing you've ever seen...

In a single sentance.

Please.

A year ago today I felt like this:

I want...

An International Harvester Scout.

You know the one. Meanest fucking truck on the planet. Square as a brick with tire treads you could fit your fist in. No soft top. No hard top. No damn top at all. I want to take this rusted, dusty, primer-gray fuck-of-a-truck straight down the coast of California, before this...
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