Bliksum has been chill past few days.. getting ready to shed, Apollo.. like any great mind... waited till I cleaned his aquarium to take 3 gigantic shits. I got new contacts today along with some sexy.. oh baby fuck me librarian glasses. So now I can teater between horny office worker trapped in the elevator with 6 sweaty contruction workers and horrible 70's porn music.....
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kalikink:
like a rollar coaster a cedar point fun!
fortysix_and_two:
You should still chew the hands off for posterity.
Bliksum has been chill plast few days.. getting ready to shed, Apollo.. like any great mind... waited till I cleaned his aquarium to take 3 gigantic shits. I got new cotacts today along with some sexy.. oh baby fuck me librarian glasses. So now I can teater between horny office worker trapped in the elevator with 6 sweaty contruction workers and horrible 70's porn music.....
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ok so tell me how much of an oximoron is this..... I have 2 snakes.... they are my babies.. my boys.. my men of the house. Bliksum is my little orphan child and Apollo is the king of the castle... (yes he would eat the coachwhip.. even though Bliksum is a mean muther.. Shut your mouth) SHAFT. Any how.. we got the boys... then there...
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fortysix_and_two:
Hey, the dead cannot be helped.
Hope it goes well though, serpentress.
Hope it goes well though, serpentress.
robscarlett:
You are an odd one lady. Well make sure you check online like I said to find out info on possible care for the baby rat. You will most likely need to pick up some kitten formula to make sure the little guy is getting the nutrition he needs. He also has to eat very often so you may need to set an alarm to wake every 4 hours to make sure he doesn't starve. Also keep a heating pad underneath the cage he is in, wrapped in a towel. Keep it on only half the cage so he doesn't over heat. Wipe his butt to get him to go potty as sometimes they can't go on their own, get blocked and die. 
Good luck and let me know if I can help beauty.
Good luck and let me know if I can help beauty.
Eastern Coachwhip : Masticophis flagellum flagellum
An active, fast moving serpent that sometimes prowls with head raised well above ground. Normally escapes the would be collector with a burst of speed, but fights savagely when cornered. Coachwhips make nervous captives and are prone to strike repeatedly at persons passing their cages. In biting, they embed their teeth and then yank away, producing lacerations instead of...
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An active, fast moving serpent that sometimes prowls with head raised well above ground. Normally escapes the would be collector with a burst of speed, but fights savagely when cornered. Coachwhips make nervous captives and are prone to strike repeatedly at persons passing their cages. In biting, they embed their teeth and then yank away, producing lacerations instead of...
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kalikink:
LMAO ASS CANCER HAAAAA .. is that like that song... "lookin in your big brown eye....a la la la la a la la la la long long time"
fortysix_and_two:
Wow. Just makes you want to stick your hand in their aquarium, doesn't it?
I have a degree in hazardous waste leachate analysis, or Toxicity Charecteristic Leachate Procedure analysis (TCLP) that is mainly what Envirite specializes in. I am going tomorrow to have my resume professionally done at a professional resume doing place (lol) and was told to bring it in personally to Envirite. cross your fingers
robscarlett:
For you...I'll cross all my crossable parts and even twist my nuts inna knot. Not like they aren't already like that cause of you....cause...they aren't. *ahem*
Anyways take care beautiful!
I wish you the best of luck.
Not like they aren't already like that cause of you....cause...they aren't. *ahem*
Anyways take care beautiful!
I wish you the best of luck.
I can now put my hand on Bliksum's cage, and move it al the way around the cage. He watches my hand intently but does not posture at the movement. I even put my arm in the cage on the opposite side of where he was to change his water bowl. I gentley moved things on my side of the cage around as he stalked...
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robscarlett:
Just wait....soon he'll have you tied up and he'll be whippin yer ass with his tail while yelling, "Who's yer daddy?!?!". Of course it will just sound like hissing to you...but the other snakes will laugh and laugh and laugh. 
Take care sexy.
Take care sexy.
let me add..... I got Bliksum.. (my new coachwhip snake) after months of dilerberation. I am not someone that goes out and looks for mean animals as pets. I end up taking in unloved abused animals, and have months or years of prehabituasion to deal with. Much like my dog Hannah, of whom was a special exception. She was a 211 lbs near rabid Rottweiler...
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fortysix_and_two:
Good luck, dearheart!
got a new snake well another one. got a coachwhip racer...... he still needs a name.... he is moody, hostile, and fast as alllll fuck..... yes his species is called a racer. He can take off so fast that he gets completely airborne..... when he kills his prey he does not coil.. he bangs the prey against the bolder style rocks.. and thrashes around much...
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jofixxxit:
nice....thats a cool ass lookin snake....
bests
bests
fortysix_and_two:
He's a redhead Name him Conan O'Brian
Name him Conan O'Briangot a new snake well another one. got a coachwhip racer...... he still needs a name.... he is moody, hostile, and fast as alllll fuck..... yes his species is called a racer. He can take off so fast that he gets completely airborne..... when he kills his prey he does not coil.. he bangs the prey against the bolder style rocks.. and thrashes around much...
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