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I won a free iTunes download in my Pepsi. Can I get a "whoop-whoop?"
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Texas legend Kinky Friedman is running for Governor. This state really needs the fresh blood, so I've signed up as a volunteer. C'mon, my Texas brothers and sisters...let's get Kinky in '06!

Kinky Friedman's Site
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One of these days I'm going to get my belly button pierced, and I'm going to put a great big ring in there just so I have a consistent place to hang my keys.
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People who insist
on writing things in haiku
are arrogant f**ks.